“This is Not a Drill, People!”

…that is a direct quote from Daddy.

I’m not gonna lie, he says it a lot. Actually, he likes to scream it running around the living room after our agent calls to say that someone is coming to see our house.

We received such a call this afternoon while driving back from a business meeting in Richmond. I was helping Daddy send an email (because he was driving). I like to think of it as playing “secretary”, but in the way that a 6 year old pretends to answer the phone and takes notes and not in that way that a 26 year old is taking notes for her boss after hours if you catch my drift.

Well anyway, while I was playing secretary (FOR SAFETY REASONS!!–get your mind outta the gutter) Daddy’s phone started ringing. Like any secretary worth her weight, I immediately panicked. The name that popped up?! Our realtor–Robert Stamey (of the famed quote, “Get it done, Stamey!”)

Stamey’s partner, is bringing someone by to see the ol’ girl. And let me tell you something, that girl better be on her BEST behavior when these people show up!!!

I mean, we love you, girl. There is nothing wrong with you. It’s not you–it’s us. We’re ready for a change. Time to move on. We all need our space.