Joe has been buried. Actually he was buried about two weeks ago. Here’s the proof. Little Boy and Mommy worked hard trying to get this beloved Saint in the ground.
Have we sold our house yet? Nope.
Did someone call 10 minutes after Little Boy and I put him in the ground? Yup.
Did I run around getting things in perfect order while I parked Little Boy in front of the television? Yup again.
Did the freakin’ people pull up in their car and not even PARK? Yes. Yes, they did–those little boogers!! They didn’t even pull over to the curb to give it a “look-see”.
Their agent called our agent who called me as we were driving away to say, “It’s on a corner and they didn’t like that.”
You know what? I didn’t like that it was on the corner, but I bought it because it was a good deal. A good deal, people! Wait! What? We are selling this house for a ridiculously low price? It’s a great 1st home for someone?! Things are updated and remodeled?! You mean, it’s a good deal?! BUY IT ALREADY!!
